Goodr Falkor's Fever Dream
WHAT EVEN IS A LUCK DRAGON?
The ultimate fever dream of a luck dragon is to fly after slamming a bottle of Blue Curaçao (just go with it). That’s why we made the blue on blue sunnies. To shield Falkor’s bloodshot eyes from that little cry baby Bastian.
EXCERPT FROM THE NEVERENDING STORY SCREENPLAY ALTERNATE ENDING:
INT. ATTIC – DAY
Bastian flops down on his back and sighs, a little pissed that The Neverending Story had hooked him, even though it is just a creepier knock-off of Lord-of-the-Rings-meets-Princess-Bride, and obviously not good at all (unless you were six-years old when TNS came out, or your parents bought it on video for some reason, so you saw it when you were six in 1989. In that case, it was life-changing-ly awesome) Where were we? Oh yeah, this nerdy kid reading this book in an attic was super relieved that Atreyu had escaped the swamp… but…WHAT WAS THAT CREATURE THAT SAVED HIM? Bastian sits back up and starts reading again.